Ok, I have dick on the brain.
Blame it on Brokeback Mountain. Blame it on cabin fever. Blame it on whatever, but I just am in an ass ravaging strapped on Big Daddy Mira mood. Very masculine, very horny, very hot thinking about ravaging little bitch asses.
Crossposted to the other blog:
by Uncle Bonsai
If I had a penis I’d wear it outside
In cafes and carlots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I’d pamper it proper
I’d stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I’d take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I’d take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I’d stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day
I’d rival my buddies in sportscars and stickshifts
I’d shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I’d peek around corners
I’d aim at my toilet
I’d poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I’d run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I’d lance her, I’d knight her, my hands would endulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge
(chorus)
A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share…
To pick up and play with when nobody’s there
I’d sit like a guy, I’d straddle the chair
I’d play with my fly, albeit with care
I’d dip it in chocolate, I’d stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I’d stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Poolhalls and potholes and bottles and bitches…
Zucchinies and zebras, tomatoes, tomatoes,
And pineapple pumpkins, and gulches and grottos,
And melons and marshmallows…
Gloves and gorillas
Slurpies and slippers
Chinooks and chinchillas…
(chorus)
If I had a penis, I’d climb every mountain
I’d force it on females
I’d pee like a fountain…
If I had a penis I’d still be a girl,
But I’d make much more money and conquer the world.
Come on, enable me with some pretend, and give it up to my rubber dick.
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